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To hell with new TV and those anatomically correct actors and actresses and damn those realty show contestants looking for their fifteen minutes of fame. Bring back older shows like Roseanne with REAL people with REAL problems. All husbands don’t come with six pack abs or chiseled faces and not all wives come [...]

Well I went to Starbucks tonight and hung out for a good hour and a half and I can sum up my experience in one word; boring. One of the reasons I thought of to explain hanging out at Starbucks was that people went to meet other singles. I didn’t see any of [...]

What’s up with people hanging out at Starbucks? I just got back from buying myself a Venti Latte and the place was crowded with people reading and doing what looked like school work. The place is far from quite so that can’t be the reason. I can understand the dependency on coffee [...]

Mother fuckers screwed up Tech TV. They fucked it up a long time ago but I am now just getting around to writing about it. It used to be a great channel. It used to be a place for geeks to learn about the newest hardware and software and have something to [...]

Well I am starting my job hunt. I am going to a job fair on the 15th and I am trying to update my resume. I am posting my resume here for you to download. Feel free to download it and let me know what you think. Keep in mind that [...]

Why is John Stewart still on cable? So many people get their own show on network TV and they suck! Leno and that other asshole have their own show and they suck so badly. Not only do they suck but they are stupid and obnoxious. John Stewart is a really smart [...]

You know what makes me hungry for hamburgers? The scene in the beginning of Pulp Fiction when Jackson and Travolta go to kill those kids makes me want a burger so bad. I don’t know what it is about it but when Jackson takes that guys burger I start craving one so bad. [...]