” Warren Buffet , the world’s second richest man, announced over the weekend that he will soon donate 85% of his entire net worth, weighing in at around $37 Billion, to charities, with over 80% of it going to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. This makes it the single largest monetary donation in history.”
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I never understood the booze laws about not being able to sell before or after a certain time on certain days. I think every region has its own set of rules but why make them at all? I could stockpile booze in my house and drink 7 days a week but if I [...]

I had a nice chat with President Bush this morning. He called me up because he was having trouble with his e-mail. He kept getting all these spam messages but I keep telling him not to sign up for all those gay porn sites with his main email address. I guess he’ll [...]

Life is short. Don’t waste time complaining. If you can do something about a problem, do it. Otherwise, get on with life and forget it. Route your negative energy in a positive direction. If you hate something, fine, but don’t make it your career.
I found this here.

I saw this just now over on the NY Times site. It was a quote from Jay Leno. I never really found him funny but this was pretty good.
In reference to drafting an Iraqi constitution.

“Give them ours. It was written by a lot of smart guys, worked well for 200 years — and [...]

I was blog hoping last night and found this quote. I think it’s really nice.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Dropkick Murphys - Worker’s Song

Yeh, this one’s for the workers who toil night and day
By hand and by brain to earn your pay
Who for centuries long past for no more than your bread
Have bled for your countries and counted your dead
In the factories and mills, in the shipyards and mines
We’ve often been told to [...]

Well boredom always gets to me at work but tonight I was really bored so I started sending random emails to people on MySpace with just the words “i’d fuck you” in the message.

I caught some people using my images on their site. They used an image of a movie cover “Devils Advocate” and I swapped it out with some naked dude. Just so you know this is what happens when people hotlink images from my site. Click here to see

Why do the majority of people use toilet paper? I’ve been off the stuff for almost 4 years now and love it. I started using baby wipes and never looked back. I think they may cost a bit more but if more people used it the price would come down. It [...]