I have some friends that are terribly boring. Our conversations rarely last 30 minutes and that’s including long pauses and the ubiquitous “how are you’s”. They really don’t have anything interesting to say and anything I have to say is greeted with an “oh cool”.
I don’t consider myself to be highbrow but I [...]

I noticed a really depressing thing this year as I sent out my Christmas cards. 36% of all the cards I sent are to people in some kind of correctional facility. It sucks having so many friends and family locked up.
On a lighter note, it’s a good thing that I moved to Texas. [...]

I started a new site called Morning Linux. My idea was to have a site with daily tips and articles to read with your morning coffee (or tea for you hippies). I threw some things from my notes up on it just to get something on the page but it’d be cool to [...]

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Here’s some good advice; try and avoid death. It really helps if you like living as I do.
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Damn over hyped and sensationalized news coverage. ABC has a story about some woman being raped in Iraq which sounds pretty fucking fishy.
First she claims that some men raped her and put her in a shipping container in a KBR camp inside of the Green Zone. The Green Zone isn’t that big and [...]

OK, so why am I pissed at Cisco? While they do make some really great and cool devices, their documentation sucks dick. It seems as though they think offering tons of documentation is better than offering good documentation. You can download a thousand page manual that could be summed up in a [...]

Saw the most fucked up thing today. On a trip to the store to get some donuts I saw a women screaming at her son because his clothes didn’t match. He must have been 10 or 11 and was in tears.
How fucked up in the head are you if you scream [...]