If you’ve ever had to say the words “I’m not stupid” then you probably are.
- Seth Miller

Did you know replete was a word? It really is. It’s synonymous with the word full and I can’t see why anyone but a pompous asshole would use it.
Click here to view the article where some anonymous douche used the word

People who wear watches, especially nice ones are all douche bags. Fuck you need a watch for in 2008? Don’t you have a cell phone? Use that you piece of shit watch wearing motherfucker.

Found a “new” podcast today. I put new in quotes because I think it’s been around for a while but I just started listening. It’s called No Agenda with John Dvorak and Adam Curry.
It’s sort of like Seinfeld in that it’s about nothing. Just two dudes talking about nothing for an hour. [...]

It sucks when I stay up for so long that I finally hit the point of no return and can’t sleep until I’ve drained every ounce of energy from my body. History has shown that I’ll eventually collapse into a pile of goo and sleep for the next 12 hours waking up with a [...]

The show Rome on HBO is a huge pile of shit. I couldn’t get through the first episode without having to turn it off. What’s wrong with it you ask?
The first episode of the first season starts with a battle scene. During the battle, a soldier disrespects Caesar and is taken away [...]

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
- Robert Orben

taken from xkcd

Found this box under someone’s desk at work. I thought the sentence “Once opened, contents may disappear immediately.” was fantastic.
It would make for a nice scam too. Just send people empty boxes with the warning on the side and all litigious efforts will surely fail. Ebay, here I come.

I’ve played tons of bad video games but Second Life is probably the worst thing I’ve ever seen. The graphics engine is like 10 years old, it’s buggy (found 2 bugs in the 15 minutes I “played” this thing), and there’s no point.
In real RPGs you can go on quests, level up your character, [...]

I’m starting a new segment or whatever called “Cool shit from Wikipedia” where suprisingly I’ll post cool shit from Wikipedia. Here’s a funny paragraph I found on the Hermaphrodite page.
The male sexual organ of an adult banana slug is quite large in proportion to its size, as well as compared to the female organ. [...]

I did it. I finally watched every John Cusack movie that’s been released including some obscure ones like Class, Hellcab, and City Hall. My favorites are still Grosse Pointe Blank, High Fidelity, and Say Anything.
John Cusack isn’t a brilliant actor. He doesn’t do anything really original or much award winning [...]

It must be a slow news day since this article had the following to say
“Not smoking, regular exercise, maintaining normal weight, and avoiding diabetes and high blood pressure seem to be the secrets of living to age 90, researchers say.”
Are you serious? Why not add “avoiding putting a shotgun in your mouth will help [...]

What’s the internet done to people? Everyone’s gone mad. People can’t leave their Blackberry alone, complain when EDGE goes down for a few hours and even invented Twitter which lets you update people on the most minute details of their life.
Check this link out. It’s a Twitter page of someone with 6694 [...]

I’ve been a member of Facebook for maybe a year or two now. I really can’t remember as I barely ever log in. What scares me though is that I keep getting add requests by people I either barely know or people I haven’t spoken to in a very long time. How [...]