Donald Rumsfeld is seriously the king of ambiguity and stupidity. His statements are completely ridiculous. Here are some of his best gems.

“[Osama Bin Laden is] either alive and well or alive and not too well or not alive.”

“We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead.”

“We know where they are. They’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.”

“I believe what I said yesterday. I don’t know what I said, but I know what I think, and, well, I assume it’s what I said.”

“I’m not into this detail stuff. I’m more concepty.”

“I don’t know what the facts are but somebody’s certainly going to sit down with him and find out what he knows that they may not know, and make sure he knows what they know that he may not know.”

How the fuck did this guy get by in life? Imagine saying things like that at work? The project is either done or not done or I don’t remember what I said but I’m sure I was correct. If you still had a job your manager should be fired.

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