Do you believe in the bible code? Do you even know what it is? The bible code is the most idiotic thing I have came across in recent history. For those who don’t know what it is it’s an idea that the bible has encoded messages hidden within to warn us of important events like 9/11. I can discuss how ridiculous this is in many respects but I will only use one because I believe it is so strong that it needs nothing to support it.

Ok so here’s the moment you have been waiting for, this is where I show you religious zealots how stupid you really are. The bible code makes no sense because if the messages that are supposed to be encoded are so important why not just say them plainly? That’s the equivalent of me dialing 911 because I seen someone getting shot and sending Morse code.

..–.–…-…-..-.-.–. = “Help, someone has been shot!”

Now I really don’t know Morse code, I just made that up to give you an idea. Basically if you believe in the bible code then you are a fucking moron! Personally I think if you believe in the bible itself then you are a moron but hey let’s not get into that. That’s all I’m done.