Chatting With A Machine

This WAS a pretty good day for me. It is 11:30 at night and I just got really pissed off. It has been awhile since I have been to a chat room but I wanted to talk to someone and no one was on my buddy list. So I cracked open Yahoo (which I don’t really use because most of my friends are on AOL). What a bunch of bullshit! 80 percent of the people in the room are not really people. Then on top of that 15 percent of the people are horny guys. That leaves 5 percent of the people like me trying to have a conversation. I was really looking for a young lady to talk to but I was willing to talk to a guy. But apparently having a conversation with another man is considered gay. What the fuck? The last time I was in a chat room was about a year ago and it was bad but not this bad. The time before that I was using AOL 3.0 so you know how long ago that was. This is really sad. I really want to shoot these people. If your occupation is pawning porn on the internet then I actually want to shoot you. If you come here to Iraq it will make things easier. I can just shoot you and plant an AK-47 or I can just shoot you with the AK and leave you. People will think it was an insurgent. Go ahead America give people more reasons to hate us. Later.