I know I couldn’t. They do the stupidest shit like Giuliani here in this picture walking with a light stick at night through some bullshit town in New Hampshire. In another image, he’s seen kissing a fucking dog and signing something on its back.

Do people really buy this shit? Are their decisions really affected by this? If so the world is a much sadder plan than I’d thought.

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