I had a nice chat with President Bush this morning. He called me up because he was having trouble with his e-mail. He kept getting all these spam messages but I keep telling him not to sign up for all those gay porn sites with his main email address. I guess he’ll never learn.

Anyhow after the e-mail thing was cleared up we had a pretty good discussion on how I could improve my Blue Marguerites. They’re such a tough perennial to grow outside their natural home of South Africa. George is actually quite the botanist and recommended I used loam and sand as a compost. We’ll see how they do.