The Security+ is bullshit
I had to take the Security+ as a job requirement. I’m convinced that all CompTIA certifications are garbage at this point.
The tests are poorly written multiple choice deals with more ambiguity than the always annoying Pat. Here’s a sample question.
Q) Which of the following is group of servers set to detect, deflect, or in some [...]
Hotness level
The hotness level on the East Coast is definitely higher than in the Midwest and South. The girls here are hotter by a very large margin.
I feel like a prepubescent boy sitting in this cafe with all the girls walking by. I missed home.
Live and learn
“Live like you were going to die tomorrow; Learn like you were going to live forever”
- Mahatma Gandhi
Female vocals
I’d like to marry a woman who can sing. I really enjoy female R&B vocals. It’s very relaxing .
Living in the now
Several months ago the company that I work for was purchased by another. News of this event triggered several people to quit and morale around the office dropped considerably.
During this period I was on tilt and my work ethic suffered as a result. I was focused on future prospects at another company instead of working [...]
ImaGination with a capital G
As a kid I had two best friends; Anthony down the street and my imagination. Only the latter has stuck with me.
For years I had a fire extinguisher that played many roles. Sometimes it would become a bomb that needed disarming and other times it would be a torpedo. Once I created a harness from [...]
Responsibility blows
The worst thing about getting older is all the responsibility and decision making. The real shitty part is that all the decent jobs come with responsibility.
One of my favorites jobs was being a janitor at a grocery store. It was super simple and it took almost no effort. Of course I made just above minimum [...]
Close one
Pulled over last night for speeding on my bike. I was only doing six miles an hour over the speed limit which is sorta ridiculous but the irony is that I was doing 120 in a 60 just five minutes before being pulled over for doing 46 in a 40.
Only a warning though. Guess these [...]
1+1=3
I hate you. I hate your incessant bitching and complaining. Sometimes my hate is so immense that I want you dead. Not just dead but killed as slowly and painfully as possible. It’s what you sometimes deserve.
You’re divisive and argumentative. You treat people, myself especially, poorly. You’re a liar, a thief, and an all around [...]
Growing up
I think I grew up too quickly. I feel smothered with everything around me and I really just want to be childish. I have bills, a career, and have to sit in an office for 8-10 hours a day.
My early 20’s were spent training for and fighting in a war and now when [...]
5 quick tips for removing clutter
Anyone that knows me or has been to my place understands that I’m a super neat freak. Everything has its place and I clean often. I’ve written a few tips that I’ve either learned or picked up from other blogs that have helped me keep the clutter down.
It’s not just aesthetics either. [...]
The way to live
I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
- Pablo Picasso
I just found this quote but I’ve always tried to make this a mantra of mine.
Driving sucks
If there’s one thing that I hate most is driving. It totally brings out the worst in people when they’re on the road. Driving is just such an impersonal means of getting around that it makes it easy to get pissed off at the other drivers.
On certain blocks at certain times in NYC [...]
You don’t match!
Saw the most fucked up thing today. On a trip to the store to get some donuts I saw a women screaming at her son because his clothes didn’t match. He must have been 10 or 11 and was in tears.
How fucked up in the head are you if you scream [...]

